Wolvhammer – The Obsidian Plains (Profound Lore, 2011)

I’ve spilled enough digital ink griping about modern metal’s overabundance of sterility and dearth of originality to fill a book in 2011, which makes it all the more satisfying when a fist in the face like Wolvhammer’s The Obsidian Plains comes along.  Actually “a fist in the face” might be an understatement, because this Minnesota wrecking crew isn’t just delivering a knockout blow to candyass modern metal with their sophomore album, they’re slaughtering it with a flurry of filthy, blackened riffage and punishing rhythmic ferocity.

You see, Wolvhammer sound like a bunch of gnarly blue collar motherfuckers decided to form a band that would kick the living shit out of every lame current heavy metal trend you could name (don’t get me started) while in the midst of a whiskey, weed, Hellhammer and Eyehategod-fueled bender.  Positively shit-faced and high as hell, yet coiled and ready to wreak unspeakable violence at any given moment.

That’s what sets Wolvhammer apart from the pack.  Violence. Danger.  These things are palpable throughout The Obsidian Plains‘ whirlwind of reckless abandon as the band goes on a musical trawl through the gutters of humanity looking for fresh meat.  Even when Wolvhammer puts on the breaks and slips into a doom-laden trudge or a bout of eerie, blackened psychedelia, the album oozes real malevolence and hatred.  It’s in the feedback and noise that creeps up from time to time, threatening to spiral out of control.  It’s in the unhinged yet pummeling performances that make it feel like any one of the members of Wolvhammer could fly off the handle, crawl out of the speakers and smash your skull to a pulp without thinking twice about it.  It’s in the driving intensity of the band wrestling with their instruments to keep the album from becoming total chaos.

And yet there is a method to the quartet’s madness.  Wolvhammer know a thing or two about compelling songwriting, whether dishing out neck-snapping grooves or hypnotic tremolo riffs.  Craftsmanship abounds, and the band is highly adept at throwing black metal, sludge and crust into a blender, chugging it, and then spewing the nasty concoction all over the unsuspecting listener.  This mastery of a multitude of styles, combined with a brash energy that’s clearly indebted to real rock ‘n’ roll (and very possibly Motorhead), makes The Obsidian Plains one hell of a compelling listen.

In a time when metal has become painfully safe, Wolvhammer brings the fucking anarchy on The Obsidian Plains.  It’s an ugly, twisted, rat bastard of an album that would just as soon stab your eyes out and piss in the bloody sockets as look at you.  If you’re as tired as I am of squeaky clean productions, bands ripping off Mercyful Fate, bands welding generic Swedish death metal onto faceless American hardcore, namby pamby occult rock, etc, Wolvhammer’s got the cure for what ails ya.  Viva hate.



4 thoughts on “Wolvhammer – The Obsidian Plains (Profound Lore, 2011)

  1. @UA – Thanks man! I know we’ve already talked about this album over e-mail, hope you’re still digging it.

    @corporatedemon – Thanks for the kind words about the writing, I’m trying my damnedest to keep it interesting. Knowing your taste in metal, I think you’ll dig this band!

    @Full Metal Attorney – Castevet is a pretty interesting comparison. To me Wolvhammer sound like a groovier, more down ‘n’ dirty version of pre-Black Meddle Nachtmystium.


  2. I’ve been listening to this one a little bit, and so far the impression is it’s kind of like Castevet, but with any pretensions to “art” stripped away. I haven’t listened to Castevet in a while, but that’s the thought that occurred to me.


  3. I really dig your writing style man. You have a magical ability to get me completely psyched to check out the albums you write about, and to revisit the ones I’ve already heard. Going to check into this, PRONTO.


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